Two brothers are entrusted by their uncle to uphold the ritualistic cannibalism of the ancient cult of sheetar. Comparison between the shortened uk vhs released by vestron video bbfc 18 and the uncensored german dvd released by dragon. Were sorry but jwapp doesnt work properly without javascript enabled. This gross and gory horrorcomedy is an intentionally amateurish tribute to herschell gordon lewis junky 1963 splatter classic herschell gordon lewis. Aided by their uncles brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a blood buffet. From the word go, blood diner is a bizarre, gory, super dodgy bloodfest. Blood diner best movie i have watched in a son of a bitch long time. In my opinion this movie is comedy gold and if you want to see a film where the humor actually works without trying too hard then blood diner is for you. Though they must work quick if they are to complete their calling because two poorly dressed police officers are right on their heels. That is, if your expectations are the typical dont go down the basement stairs or dont walk through those dark woods alone and dont be an idiot shout at the screen type expectations. Blood diner is a 1987 american horror comedy directed by jackie kong and written by michael sonye.
Blood diner nudity, blood diner sex scene, blood diner nude scene, blood diner actress nude, blood diner sexy scene all credit to the original posters. Blood diner receives its long awaited uk blu ray release through lionsgates partner company vestron who previously released the film on bluray in the usa the 80s cult hit follows two cannibalistic brothers who kill and dismember young women in order to bring to life an ancient goddess. Get it today with same day delivery, order pickup or drive up. Tasteless and silly, it tells the tale of two dopey brothers who murder diner patrons in order to gather body parts for a blood buffet to resurrect an ancient sumerian goddess. Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood. In order to do so, they have to prepare a feast of sacrifice for the resurrection of their goddess. Look, like a lot of movies featured in this column, blood diner isnt going to be for everyone. Quality wise, it falls somewhere between the two, but the movie and the supplemental package make it worth picking up for adventurous horror fans. Blood diners story is anything but simple, so ill do my best here. Join danny knightmare, gory b movie and special guest cecil laird of the horror show for a live movie commentary of blood diner 1987.
Watch blood diner 4 wdupejebanifaniczekolady on dailymotion. Two cannibalshealth food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess shitaar. And, as i said at the top, the box set is ultra cheap, so even if you only like one movie from the set, youre not out too much money. Not sure if watching for the movie or the schlockiness of the whole affair but either way its fun. Blood diner is an outrageously gory horror comedy from director jackie kong that was originally pitched as a sequel to the herschell gordon lewis classic blood feast but later morphed into its own stomachchurning beast. Blood diner fmovies 123movies full movie online free. It even starts with an obvious tribute to the original, as two little kids get a visit from their dying psychokiller uncle.
Blood diner is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. Directed by jackie kong and written by michael sonye who must have been high as a kite. Since even the usa only received a vhs release, the german dvd is the only alternative for an interested. Cynthia baker nude, tanya papanicolas nude blood diner. Big hair bad acting and cheesy dialoge complete the trinity of 80s cheesyness. Of the titles in the vestron video line, blood diner was the one i knew the least about, but it falls right in line with other horror comedies like eating raoul or microwave massacre. A goofy horror comedy that boasts some weirdly insane set pieces and a lot of lighthearted fun, blood diner is the vegetarian cannibalism movie i never knew i needed but definitely do now. Cynthia baker in nude scene from blood diner which was released in 1987. The work in question is your basic collectbitsofimmoralwomenforabloodbuffettoresurrectanegyptiangoddess thing, you know the drill. Inspired designs on tshirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. In addition to being a total and complete hoot this film is also pretty damn violent as well and i loved every minute of it. The nightly rites are intended to complete the job their uncle never got to. However, while lewis film seemed odd because of his lack of budget and general ineptitude, blood diner is out and out over the top and ridiculous on purpose, and the two films have different slants.
Jan 25, 2017 blood diner is a rather hard to find little gem straight from the 80s. Watch blood diner 1987 online full movie on 123movies, blood diner in full hd with english subtitles. Joes diner indie horror annoyance gameplay with commentary clear the tables. Anwar namtut drew godderis into completing his task of resurrecting the ancient lumerian goddess sheetar tanya papanicolas. Of course, the film is purely played out for laughs, and as a tribute to herschell gordon lewis, blood diner works really well. Watch full coronavirus coverage march 25 nbc news now live stream nbc news 31,600 watching live now unboxing southpark a little box of butters dvd gift set duration. Chopping mall and blood diner to hit bluray through vestron. Its a film ive heard about for a long time, but just never found the opportunity to rent, which is why im. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours.
The colors are rich and contrast levels are solid, providing excellent detail in the numerous nocturnal scenes. Blood diner 1987 live horror movie commentary w the. The film opens with two kids, michael and george tutman, playing innocently enough when their crazy uncle anwar drew godderis bursts in, bloody meat cleaver in hand, and tells his loyal nephews some gibberish about being in trouble before handing them a priceless amulet with the promise of his return one day. Its totally broad, bizarre and, to be frank, not necessarily good by any objective standard. All 12 songs from the blood diner 1987 movie soundtrack, with scene descriptions. This makes the movie kind of literally unwatchable because your eyes are trying to sync the movements of the actors mouths to their words but they never quite sync. Rooted firmly in the bgrade schlock horror it is some regards so bad it is actually good. Hours of materials have been assembled for the vestron video collectors series bluray releases, starting with with chopping mall andblood diner, and continuing with waxwork and waxwork ii. Listen to and download the music, ost, score, list of songs and trailers.
I have to say, blood diner definitely wasnt what i had imagined it would be. Picking up the mantle of foodcrazed gore, the sick siblings grow up to open a healthfood. To optimize your experience with your screen reading software, please use our website, which has the same tickets as our fandango. Blood diner is a 1987 american horror comedy directed by jackie kong and starring rick burks, carl crew, roger dauer, lanette lafrance, and lisa guggenheim. Blood diner is a horror movie that defies expectations. Rick burks and lisa elaina in blood diner 1987 blood diner 1987 rick burks and carl crew in blood diner 1987 drew godderis. The basic plot points are the same, but the punk rock aesthetic from the. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by movie quotes. After many bloody murders, they must complete only the last ritual, a lumerian feast where sheetar will take the life of a virgin, along with the. Blood diner 1987 tt0092669 two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant egyptian goddess. Lionsgate is exhuming classic horror films with a red carpet rollout this fall for the limited edition vestron video collectors series. How bad can an exploitation movie be and still get released in theaters. Vestron week at daily grindhouse has been a nostalgia trip for a lot of us, but the movie i earmarked to write about, blood diner, isnt one thats been a part of my own life for too long.
Blood diner best movie i have watched in a son of a bitch. I only saw it for the first time a couple years ago, doing a latenight youtube horrormovie binge. Mar 16, 2009 if blood diner stopped there, it would be a forgetable failure, but drollery through dismemberment is not what earns this movie its seat at the weird banquet. Blood diner 1987 soundtrack complete list of songs. These days the genre is shamefully limited to the straighttodvd or directstream market, barring the odd film festival breakout. For years following its release, it was a common rumor that jackie kong. Dec 12, 2019 i would argue, however, that with a title like blood diner and knowing that this is an 80s b movie, a viewer probably shouldnt be expecting much cinematic quality in the first place. What kong did with blood diner not only pushed creative boundaries, she was and is an incredible trailblazer in the world of female filmmakers. Sep 04, 1987 the only question worth asking about blood diner is. The only downside to blood diner s relative obscurity for so many years is that jackie kong is not given nearly enough credit. Blood diner 1987 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Fittingly the best way i can describe blood diner is that it is blood feast, with a heaping layer of 80s cheese. Blood diner 1987 cast and crew two brothers rick burks, carl crew running a diner collect body parts needed to bring an ancient goddess to life.
Part 3 features interviews with actors carl crew, roger dauer, and drew godderis that add color. Blood diner was intended to be a spiritual sequel to herschell gordon lewis blood feast, of all movies, but ended up being more of a tribute to the style. Openload watch trailer two cannibalistic brothers receive guidance from their uncle. The amazing horrorcomedy blood diner 1987 was originally envisioned as a sequel to the early gore classic blood feast 1963. Brothers rick burks, carl crew collect body parts to revive goddess. Director jackie kong the being, night patrol gave the film a truly unique flare for the wild, and the rockabilly soundtrack also gives the movie an offkilter vibe. Blood diner nude scenes naked pics and videos at mr. The film was originally conceived to be a sequel to blood feast, but it was then changed to be a.
Two brothers rick burks, carl crew running a diner collect body parts needed to bring an ancient goddess to life. This collection of a halfdozen horror films includes fido, boy eats girl, earth girls are easy, parents, blood diner, and sundown. The videostore experience is effectively dead, and were all the lesser for it. Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant egyptian goddess. The plot follows two brothers setting up a restaurant as a front for them to kill women and collect their severed bodyparts to summon forth the lumerian goddess sheetar. The perfect example of a so bad its good horror movie. It follows two brothers who seek to complete their uncles work after he is shot in a police shootout. Blood diners clumsy comedy sets an odd tone of failed deliberate camp. Blood diner is a 1987 american horror comedy directed by jackie kong and starring rick. Its hilarious from start to end, chock full of great gore gags and terrific noname actors giving their all to their only big screen roles.
Two cannibalistic brothers receive guidance from their uncle. Aug 02, 2016 the covers for both chopping mall and blood diner can be seen below. We didnt record any activity between now and 1 week ago. A pure 80s analogue fever dream of horror, gore, and nudity, the inspired blood diner is like an unrated punkpowered garbage pail kid movie for lovers of great bad taste movies. I was thinking of just videoing my reaction while watching this movie, because no amount of words can express the joy and love i have for blood diner. That being said if you are a blood diner fan, prepare to experience the video equivalent of complete nirvana as it has been lovingly restored. In the uk, the movie so far has not been released as uncensored version. Lionsgate home entertainment will be releasing the horror cult classic blood diner on bluray next week as part of its new limited edition vestron video series.
Its made by producer director writer jackie kong, whose. The lame humor simply provides a base on which the movie overlays its true weirdness. A complete guide to all the new original series and films. The 18 rated uk release of this film was cut by 3 minutes and 53 seconds by the bbfc. The film was originally conceived to be a sequel to blood feast, but it was then changed to be a standalone film of its own. Blood diner is a hugely entertaining film in its own right. Just a great fun film thats perfect for anyone interested in 80s horror trash like myself.
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